If you’re not gonna eat her pussy might as well help her paint her nails and talk about boys with her since you wanna act like a bitch.
do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty
get slammed in two courts at once
You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
oh baby talk dirty to me
Princess of China | Coldplay feat. Rihanna
u just dont ask someone with winged eyeliner why they are late for something